Here is is! I wanted to put everyone worried about the white washing at ease. As you can see, no tampering and no white washing! It so colorful and beautiful!
I hope all of you who buy it will send me a picture of you wearing them. :D
They’re selling homestuck shirts at hot topic, brace yourselves a storm is coming kiddos.
There’s your proof, that was on my IG dash.
Actually, this is official! This was the shirt that Hot Topic…
jade struggling with opening rose’s bra and rose having a great time watching her struggle
i love dragon type moms so much
Just going to get this Elspeth spam out of the way! It was so hot that day but so worth it!
Cosplay is made and modeled by me! Check out my facebook for a LOT of other Magic the Gathering cosplays:
and Eurobeat kasumi: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eurobeat-Kasumi-Photography/181144498573739
i really wish we’d gotten an “end of year five” graphic on 4/13
this is so embarrassing.
There’re literally canon panels and part of a flash of him being ripped apart and bleeding.
We did it guys. Homestuck is so weird, even 4chan doesn’t know how to weird out Homestucks.
i don’t trust people who hate on a female character but don’t say jack shit about the male writer who wrote her background, personality, motivation, and relationship with other characters
or people who shit on female character for being unpleasant and hard to get along with but baby the male character with the same personality because awww he’s so misunderstood and needs a hug~~~
I am looking right the fuck at you, Homestucks. I am looking right the fuck at you.
For wecansexy and urbananchorite!
This was incredibly kind and uplifting, especially on a morning when I am… unkindly and downfallenly hungover.
Thank you so much, anonymous crusader!
Awww! Thank you! Thank you right back to everybody who watches our stuff!
Cool! They published my submission!
Lil Cal’s Stable Time Loop
The other day, I realized what went wrong in Davesprite’s timeline: he used Lil Cal to prototype his sprite.
We never got a clear explanation of where the Cal in Dream Dave’s room came from, but I’m guessing that Gamzee put it there with his chucklevoodoos, similar to how he put the clown doll in Dream John’s room. That Cal from the dream room went on to become the Cal who got sliced to bits on Dave’s roof, which Davesprite used as prototyping material. The problem is that the prototyping process completely consumes the object used to prototype; in Davesprite’s timeline, Cal was stuck inside the sprite, so he was never retrieved and repaired by Bro and never fell into Gamzee’s hands, and thus never inspired Gamzee to create Cal in the first place. Calsprite wasn’t just annoying — he was temporally impossible. That time paradox was what screwed Davesprite’s timeline.
OOOOH THIS MAKES SENSE
This explains most of the Li’ Cal timeline in a satisfactory fashion. But where does Dirk’s Li’l Cal come from?
The meteor. He was still with Dirk/Bro when the Scratch happened, so he just ended up riding with Dirk to the alternate timeline.
This isn’t exactly right. Lil’Cal is with Gamzee on the meteor after he was stolen from Kanaya’s hive, where he made a chucklevoodoo duplicate in Dave’s dreamroom. The Lil’Cal that went to Bro was already there, and would eventually become the one Gamzee had.
It is worth noting here that Dirk, Roxy, Jane and Jake are not the kids that John made. Those babies went back to their birth times, the early 1900s for Jane and Jake, Jane was adopted by Colonel Sassacre, Jake having landed on the Colonel. Roxy and Dirk, now Beta!Mom and Bro, land in the mid-to-late seventies, giving them time to mature before both adopting their ecto-mixture-baby-clones. I also wanna point out, they knew roughly where their ‘kids’ would be, as did Grandpa and Nanna. I hypothesize this is because Grandpa didn’t die like the rest of the Guardians, after all, he had to retrieve Dream Jade, stuff her, and put her in the attic for Jade to know she was there her whole life. So. But now I’m tangenting hard.
Lil’Cal has the ability to wink at Gamzee, suggesting that to some extent, it is alive, because it contains Caliborn’s soul. We can tell this is the Dave -> Bro -> Dave -> Aradia -> Kanaya -> Gamzee Cal because of his felt duds. He is delivered to Alpha! Courtyard Droll by Gamzee, who is then passed to Jack Noir of the Alpha universe. This Cal hypnotizes Jack, convinces him to gouge out his own eyes, and transfer Lil’Cal’s eyes into his own, thus creating the English Noir who destroys Alpha!Prospite. It is at this time that this version of Lil’Cal is destroyed, although it arguably lives on in English Noir.
Now Dirk’s, on the other hand, also exists paradoxically, having come with Dirk from the Alpha Meteors, which have not yet been explained. This is unrelated to the Beta Cal, who we shall keep track of by his Derse Duds. Dirk has him his whole life until he is attacked on the roof by the Condesce Drones. During this fight, he loses Cal, who falls into the ocean beneath his house. (which Caliborn says means it is destroyed, but he’s wrong.) Years later, once the Earth is hosting Cal’baby, Gamzee excavates the thing, who hands the damaged bugger to Caliborn. Caliborn puts his soul in it (during the side-by-side where Alpha!Jack gouges his own eyes out), which, because it’s a paradox JuJu, allows his soul to exist in all iterations of Lil’Cal, which is how Bro/Dave/Bro/ Cal could contain the components to create Doc Scratch.
The Alpha! Cal, the one that Caliborn put his soul into, is currently in possession of Caliborn. The Beta! Cal was destroyed by Alpha! Jack who became English Noir, thus enforcing that there can only be one iteration of a JuJu in existence.
So, actually, the timelines are linear, but appear circular.
Kinda interesting, though, that one exists predominantly in the first universe, but influences the second, while the other exists only in the second, but influences the first. The first universe’s color being green, and the second being red. Entwined. Mixed. Swirled, even.
This thing took a million seconds to write someone praise me.
[S] Rex Duodecim Angelus - Battle of the Black King
The trolls battle to the death with their 12x prototyped Black King in living color with honest-to-god-animation. This is it, the final fight; where shit gets real and nothing, not even breeding the universe frog, takes priority over kicking the ass of the entire dersite army and it’s behemoth of a leader.
39 months ago, the idea to animate this battle was born in the MSPA forums and against all odds, it steadily grew into the unadulterated masterpiece you see before you.
This was a volunteer project with revolving door of artists and animators, who planned, storyboarded, created assets or short animations, organized and backgrounded. There was not a whole lot of stability during my time with the project. So I want to give a big shout out to our lead animator Takfloyd, who almost singlehandedly kept things moving forward for the last year and a half after the original crew faded away from the project; and the fantastic Elanor Pam, who likely created more art for this video than anyone else. Their relentless contributions kept us all motivated. (Also giving a little shoutout to BlackHolePA who was just so damned helpful all the time)
Homestucks, today is a good day to be proud of your fandom.
Artists: too many to list, see credits
Music: Rex Duodecim Angelus by Toby “Radiation” Fox
40 to 60 people contributed to this project over the last three years, check the wiki for a more complete idea of who did what.
As a late 6/12 celebration, here’s a fanmade animation of a battle we all wished we saw more of, the trolls fighting their monster of a Black King!